"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction." - Bob Marley
He was a good teacher of the final year class of a school. But he had a bad habit; he liked alcohol. In his last class the students had come with gifts for their beloved teacher. They presented their gifts to the teacher, in turns, after the class. One of the students; the son of a large shop owner, whose shop had all types of expensive liquor. He boy approached the teacher with a large packet with several small holes. The teacher was happy to see the packet, which he expected to contain some exquisite liquor. He accepted the packet with joy and thanked the boy. He carried the packet very carefully in his car, keeping it close to him. After driving some distance through a busy street, he felt that a liquid was leaking out from the packet. He assumed that the bottle of liquor was accidentally opened or broken during the drive, spilling the liquor. He was terribly upset and was reluctant to waste the liquor. Due to heavy traffic, he could not stop the car there. So he collected the leaking liquid in his left hand and licked it with lust. The taste was unfamiliar. But he presumed that it was some special liquor that he'd never tasted before. Reaching a convenient spot, he stopped the car and opened the packet in a hurry. He was surprised to find a nice little puppy in the packet. He'd licked the puppy’s urine!
