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Wednesday, 23 April 2014

MOUTHOLOGY

"Give thy thoughts no tongue." - William Shakespeare 


Have you ever heard the aphorism "sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"?

Well it's shocking to discover that words hurt you a lot more than sticks or stones can ever do. Someone once said, "make a speech while you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll regret".

A Professor was traveling by boat in a remote area, where he'd gone for a research. On his way to his hut, from where he'd be conducting his research, he asked his guide who was the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, or Ecology?", he asked. "No sir", replied the guide in a funny English. "What about Zoology, Geography, or Physiology?" "No Sir", replied the sailor again. His response was "No" to his questions.

Professor: "What the hell do you know on earth. You will definitely die of illiteracy." He retorted in irritation.

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